February 2012
One Direction fandom right now
district-12-directioner:
Interviewer: Let me hear your moo’s please.
Frank: Uh, moo?
Gerard: Mooohooo.
Interviewer: That was great, that was kind of a slightly depressed one there, Gerard.
Gerard: Well, wouldn’t a cow be depressed? I’m just saying, I don’t bring any harsh reality to the listeners, but if I was a cow, I think I’d be bummed.
Interviewer: Now you’ve got us pondering the existential life of a cow. Okay, what “baah” sound would you make and for what reason?
Frank: Uh, ‘cause you told me to?
Gerard: Baaahahahaaa.
Frank: Baahaa?
Interviewer: Well that’s a lot more excited I think.
Gerard: Yeah I think sheep are more excited, ‘cause they live longer.
Frank: And they’re warm.
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
